Shadow people waiting for us to crash

April 20, 2011

I'm not sure where we're going but McKenzie and I are driving. We're acting pretty strange so I believe we're driving from something or someone.
We're driving on a really long bridge over a really large body of water. Ahead of us I can see where the bridge parts and is supposed to lift to allow large ships to pass under. This bridge, instead of lifting, lowered to part. For some reason Kenzie and I couldn't stop so I looked at her and she knew we'd have to just jump, Thelma and Louise it if you will.

So I look at her and say, "McKenzie, open the door, hold my hand and hold your breath."

She nods and both take a long deep breath. Meanwhile the car is plummeting towards the water in slow motion. During this time I slowly turn my head to look at my sister. She slowly still taking in her breath and holding tightly to my hand. For the most part I'm not really scared and I feel like we're going to survive the fall. I then turn from Kenzie and look in the direction that we're falling. There are people on the land/levee waiting for us but I don't remember what any of them look like, I don't think they had any noticeable features, thinking back to it now they were just shadowy blobs and I think it's safe to say they were shadow people.

I felt no fear for the fall but I was afraid of the people on the shore, I don't know why. I think Mckenzie couldn't see them or she just wasn't paying attention, either way the were waiting for us. We kept plummeting slowly for what felt like forever and right before our car touched the water I woke up.

Birthday Song Drama

April 12, 2011

I remember hanging out with these two girls from high school that I thought were okay, well one of them. I liked Rachel but I never liked Tiffany but they were always together. For some reason I was hanging out with them in my dream but didn't want to be there. It was all awkward silence and I was tempted to say mean things to Tiffany but I didn't out of the annoyed "fear" that her mother would file charges of sexual harassment on me. So, I snuck away from them and checked my phone. There were texts from my boyfriend and the time, Mitch, they read:

"Hey, I kissed Dani is that cool? Yes? Don't freak out it's a surprise." and "Wee wee, I kiss Dani? Wee wee don't be mad it's for you."

I was mad of course so I didn't reply. I then went to Josh's house where I knew Dani would be and was all like, "What is this?!" and I showed her the text. Dani looked up lazily from the laptop she was glued to and replied, "What?"

"You kissed my boyfriend?! What friend does that?"

"It's for your birthday, we're going to sing [some Japanese song] for you and there is a kiss in the middle, it was a surprise but you ruined it."

I blew up on her. "FOR ME? WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO SING ONE OF MY FAVORITE JAPANESE SONGS WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND KISS HIM?! If any one is going to do that it's ME. You can't even sing!"

She then got all offended and called me Pig-headed and narrow-minded.

I then tried to call Mitch but he didn't answer but when Dani called him he did. I looked over at Josh who the whole time had been playing video games and was like, "You;re okay with this shit??"

All he replied with was, "I have a lot of what I like to call, 'fuck it' in my system."

Then I woke up.

Daniel Tosh movie camp.

March 7, 2011

I'm not completely sure how it started but I remember living in a big house. We were filming a movie and by "we" I mean, me and a bunch of people, most of them I don't know, just background characters. My old friend Kendra, from high school and her girlfriend, Taylor were there, some black guy, a mexican man and Daniel Tosh. Daniel was running the whole camp. Throughout the whole dream I never knew what the movie we were filming was about, or titled or mostly anything, all I did know was that it was a comedy.

Apparently, Daniel and I were very close because every time we'd see each other we would playfully do these dramatic things like running and leaping into a hug and yell about how "We haven't seen each other in years" when it had only been a few minutes and what-not.

Adam Sandler showed up on set a few times and everytime I saw him the nameless black guy would always be in the background doing something random like painting a dog, eating a sandwhich or cleaning the concrete.

After who knows how long of my dream just switching between random scenes of Adam Sandler helping out with the movie, my dream decided to act out like a normal one and moved onto it being nighttime. Taylor was being very annoying. She repeatedly called herself the "Princess of the Set" and began acting like a princess. She would run around and act way too rough with random people, and was all over the place just being hyper. Kendra was okay with it until she began flirting, very openly with everyone in front of her. She took her for granted and so Kendra just left the camp angry. Then I was mad at her too but Taylor didn't care.

She then proceeded to tell some random men lies about me because she thought it was funny. The guys told they were going to do something to me, I don't remember what but I know it made me very uncomfortable. So, I snuck away and hid by some cars until they disappeared.

After that it switched to the next day and I suppose it was the last day because everything was pretty much wrapped up and Daniel Tosh was standing in front of a large group of us. He was wearing tiny shorts and a red baseball cap, along with a tightly fitting tank top. It was odd but he was so excited about everything that we didn't care. He was going on about how he was so proud of our movie and at one point he said that "the Donkey could go back to the attic."

When he was finished, I tackle-hugged him one last time and watched him skateboard with his dog into the sunset.

Then I woke up.