Shadow people waiting for us to crash

April 20, 2011

I'm not sure where we're going but McKenzie and I are driving. We're acting pretty strange so I believe we're driving from something or someone.
We're driving on a really long bridge over a really large body of water. Ahead of us I can see where the bridge parts and is supposed to lift to allow large ships to pass under. This bridge, instead of lifting, lowered to part. For some reason Kenzie and I couldn't stop so I looked at her and she knew we'd have to just jump, Thelma and Louise it if you will.

So I look at her and say, "McKenzie, open the door, hold my hand and hold your breath."

She nods and both take a long deep breath. Meanwhile the car is plummeting towards the water in slow motion. During this time I slowly turn my head to look at my sister. She slowly still taking in her breath and holding tightly to my hand. For the most part I'm not really scared and I feel like we're going to survive the fall. I then turn from Kenzie and look in the direction that we're falling. There are people on the land/levee waiting for us but I don't remember what any of them look like, I don't think they had any noticeable features, thinking back to it now they were just shadowy blobs and I think it's safe to say they were shadow people.

I felt no fear for the fall but I was afraid of the people on the shore, I don't know why. I think Mckenzie couldn't see them or she just wasn't paying attention, either way the were waiting for us. We kept plummeting slowly for what felt like forever and right before our car touched the water I woke up.

Birthday Song Drama

April 12, 2011

I remember hanging out with these two girls from high school that I thought were okay, well one of them. I liked Rachel but I never liked Tiffany but they were always together. For some reason I was hanging out with them in my dream but didn't want to be there. It was all awkward silence and I was tempted to say mean things to Tiffany but I didn't out of the annoyed "fear" that her mother would file charges of sexual harassment on me. So, I snuck away from them and checked my phone. There were texts from my boyfriend and the time, Mitch, they read:

"Hey, I kissed Dani is that cool? Yes? Don't freak out it's a surprise." and "Wee wee, I kiss Dani? Wee wee don't be mad it's for you."

I was mad of course so I didn't reply. I then went to Josh's house where I knew Dani would be and was all like, "What is this?!" and I showed her the text. Dani looked up lazily from the laptop she was glued to and replied, "What?"

"You kissed my boyfriend?! What friend does that?"

"It's for your birthday, we're going to sing [some Japanese song] for you and there is a kiss in the middle, it was a surprise but you ruined it."

I blew up on her. "FOR ME? WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO SING ONE OF MY FAVORITE JAPANESE SONGS WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND KISS HIM?! If any one is going to do that it's ME. You can't even sing!"

She then got all offended and called me Pig-headed and narrow-minded.

I then tried to call Mitch but he didn't answer but when Dani called him he did. I looked over at Josh who the whole time had been playing video games and was like, "You;re okay with this shit??"

All he replied with was, "I have a lot of what I like to call, 'fuck it' in my system."

Then I woke up.

Daniel Tosh movie camp.

March 7, 2011

I'm not completely sure how it started but I remember living in a big house. We were filming a movie and by "we" I mean, me and a bunch of people, most of them I don't know, just background characters. My old friend Kendra, from high school and her girlfriend, Taylor were there, some black guy, a mexican man and Daniel Tosh. Daniel was running the whole camp. Throughout the whole dream I never knew what the movie we were filming was about, or titled or mostly anything, all I did know was that it was a comedy.

Apparently, Daniel and I were very close because every time we'd see each other we would playfully do these dramatic things like running and leaping into a hug and yell about how "We haven't seen each other in years" when it had only been a few minutes and what-not.

Adam Sandler showed up on set a few times and everytime I saw him the nameless black guy would always be in the background doing something random like painting a dog, eating a sandwhich or cleaning the concrete.

After who knows how long of my dream just switching between random scenes of Adam Sandler helping out with the movie, my dream decided to act out like a normal one and moved onto it being nighttime. Taylor was being very annoying. She repeatedly called herself the "Princess of the Set" and began acting like a princess. She would run around and act way too rough with random people, and was all over the place just being hyper. Kendra was okay with it until she began flirting, very openly with everyone in front of her. She took her for granted and so Kendra just left the camp angry. Then I was mad at her too but Taylor didn't care.

She then proceeded to tell some random men lies about me because she thought it was funny. The guys told they were going to do something to me, I don't remember what but I know it made me very uncomfortable. So, I snuck away and hid by some cars until they disappeared.

After that it switched to the next day and I suppose it was the last day because everything was pretty much wrapped up and Daniel Tosh was standing in front of a large group of us. He was wearing tiny shorts and a red baseball cap, along with a tightly fitting tank top. It was odd but he was so excited about everything that we didn't care. He was going on about how he was so proud of our movie and at one point he said that "the Donkey could go back to the attic."

When he was finished, I tackle-hugged him one last time and watched him skateboard with his dog into the sunset.

Then I woke up.

Bees and Breakfast.

3/6/2011

My dream starts out with me at home with my family. For some reason, my home is a well-known bed and breakfast. I'm not sure why though because I felt there was nothing special about our double-wide trailer out in the little town of Doyline.
That doesn't seem to matter to anyone else though, because soon celebrities start to stay at the B&B. Not everyone that was a celebrity in my dream were celebrities in real life though, there was one man there that I'd never heard of named... Dooey or something who was a famous video game player, I don't remember, nothing I'd ever heard of out of my subconscious world.  Bruno Mars was there though, and he played Left 4 Dead with me.

There was also this random famous artist woman there who heavily pissed me off because she was selling my art in a museum and when I confronted her about me being paid for my art she handed me these cards that advertised some of the art at the museum and told me my demands were "cute." I'm sure you can understand that I was quite peeved in my dream after that.

So, I walked outside the house and passed this man who was supposed to a famous wrestler and, walked into Emily and McKenzie's room (my sisters) to find it a COMPLETE WRECK! The toys were piled up to the ceiling and the floor was covered in Barbie's and Emily's clothing. I had gone in there to play animal crossing on our Gamecube but, I felt all odd about walking in there because it was the room being rented by Bruno Mars and his entourage. Since it was so messy I felt really embarrassed too.

Then, the dream suddenly changes to where I'm supposed to be on vacation and we're in a trailer that looks like the one I lived in while in seventh and 8th grade. Across the street from me is my friend Callie and her family. The vacation "home" we're in is very messy so, I don't like being in it so I go to Callie's and walk in. On the outside it looked normal and nice but, once I stepped the whole home looked like it was falling apart. The walls were stripped and horrendously termite eaten, the floor was ripped up and there was large holes in every door.

Then suddenly I was freaking out because there was a bee chasing me. I ran into a room and closed the door but, it flew in through the hole. We repeated that through three rooms before it landed on me and, I freaked out and did that wiggle dance tor try and get it off me. I thought it would sting me but it never did.

Then I woke up.

....This dream kind of sucked, lol...

King Crab

I don't remember the date, I didn't write it down.

All I remember from this random short dream was me standing in front of two white barrels and looking out into a crowd that only consisted of stuffed animals and my boyfriend at the time, Mitch. I was holding up a very large King Crab (it had a little crown on it's shell). I myself, was wearing a tiara and yelling, "We will use this to over throw the King! Bring in the mini trampolines!" Then suddenly all the stuffed animals and Mitch all busted into applause yelling and clapping, saying things like "Bravo! Magnificent!"

Then I woke up.

CIA and Zombies.

8/22/2009

I was a C.I.A. agent who's specialty was killing zombies and, I was pretty awesome. I was at my friend Callie's house where I had trapped a ton of zombies into this one small room. So I'm running around the home all like, "We gotta set some bombs off." So I start adding little flashing metal things that apparently are the bombs, all around the door to the room where I've quarantined all the zombies. As soon as they all began to blink rapidly I realize I do not have enough time to get out of the home before they all blow so I leap and duck behind one of their sofas. As soon as I land on the floor the bombs all explode, going off all action-movie like.

As soon as some of the smoke cleared I stood from my hiding spot and looked around the room to find that the only things that were really affected by the explosion were the windows but, hey all the zombies had disappeared without a trace so I was okay with it.

The next thing I do it call in my S.W.A.T team and we figure that we have to replace all of the windows but, all we have to replace them with is poster board so we make due with that. I decide to stay with my team just in case some undead decided to pop up again. I look over at my team to find that they're no longer there but instead Callie and her family, along with a childhood friend by the name of Haley, are all sitting around lazily on the couches. I grab a spot next to Haley and notice that she is pregnant. For minutes we're all just sitting in this "blah" atmosphere when suddenly Haley's baby just kind of pops out. No pain, or pushing or anything it just kind of falls onto the floor. The baby is then greeted with everyone's bored "ooh, congrats..." and what-not.

Suddenly I perk up and immediately walk over to the nearest window and, moved the poster board just enough to look out and see that a bunch of zombies shambling towards the house. I'm worried because I'm the only one with a gun in the home but, just as I was reaching the peak of my fear, my S.W.A.T team comes riding into the yard in a jeep all whooping and stuff. So, I'm relieved and like, "YEA!" Within a few seconds my team kills the group of zombies and then drive away. My happiness is short-lived after that because right down the road I see another group of zombies making their way towards the house. They actually make it to the house though, with no help from my team this time. I look out at the group of zoms to see that they're a football team of zombies and my friend Aaron, who was only in football in middle school, is one of them. He wobbles up to one of the windows and looks between some of the poster board and spots us but instead of breaking through the window, he goes to the front door and tries to break in that way.

"Well, crap." I muttered as I back away from the window and look over towards another window to see a whole gang of black zombies (I'm not racist, I can't control dreams) standing in the window, the leader of them looks right at me and in a scratchy voice says, "We gonna eat-chall niggas."

Well, I didn't want that to happen so I grab the closest person to me which is the other Haley, and her baby and we run to the back bedroom. As soon as I have the door closed behind us I turn back to see that were not alone in the room. There is a woman in a very 80s work-out leotard and she has a "mighty need" to exercise. I ignore her and hurry past get to the window with Haley and her baby. As soon as I remove the blinds from that window I'm greeted by a group of celebrity zombies, one being Eddie Murphey. So I then, take a knife (even though I had a fully loaded gun) and start stabbing them all in the head but, my knife breaks off in one of their heads and in the back of the group I see the grim reaper like chillin, standing amoung the zombies. I call out to him, "HEY! Can I borrow that for a sec?" I pointed to his scythe.

He points to it and is like "What? No." and starts to back away, offended that I asked him that.

"Well, fine. Jerk!" I replied and slammed the curtains shut as hard as curtains can be and ran back into the living room where I see Haley and her baby being taken out the front window so I turn around and run back to the bedroom and as I entered the room I was no longer in the house but, in a cafeteria where a musical was happening about lunch time.

Then I woke up.

Beach Babes. 1/8/2009

1/8/2009

The dream started with me being at a beach house with my mom, Kenzie (sister), Donal (step-dad). A guy I kind of hung with Sophomore year named Allen and, a bunch of other teenagers, in the dream I was pregnant. I wasn't sad about the ordeal though, the baby actually made me happy.
The only reason I had to be worried about the pregnancy in my dream (other than me being like- 15) was that I had no idea how I could possibly be pregnant, I had never had sex with anyone.

Everyone at the beach house were coming up with many crazy ideas on how I could have been pregnant, one being that I was roofied but, I never remembered waking up and feeling sexually assaulted or drugged.

So, I just ignored everyone and their ideas, happily carrying on with my baby girl. I don't know how I knew it was a girl it's a dream and stuff like that is just known.

Walking away from the crowd of teens, I walk over the nearest window and look out to see cars racing on the water and one of them was quickly sinking. Not really interested in that, I turn away from the window and walk into the bathroom to find it almost completely littered with random drugs and syringes. I immediately, yet very carefully, throw them all away because the last thing I wanted was for my unborn baby to get hurt. When I was done in the bathroom I walked back into the living room where I'm hit with a wave of depression. I didn't want people to think I was some kind of irresponsible whore or anything like that. With a heavy sigh, I force myself to walk outside for fresh air, hoping it will make me feel better. As soon as I walk through the front door I'm wearing a bathing suit with a large towel wrapped around me and I'm greeted by Allen, who is sitting on the back of some random truck.

I walk up to him and start trying to tell him about how I've never had sex and so I start with "I have to tell you something." but before I could jump into my worried explanations and what-not, Allen cuts me off and says, "Please don't."

Well, that hurt my feelings. It suddenly starts to rain and the beach sand all turned to concrete all around us. We start to make our way back to the beach house and I'm sad, watching the ground as we walk while he's trying to talk about something else and, of coarse I'm not interested.

Before we would make it to the door he stops and steps in front of me, forcing me to stop walking also and drops his towel. I'm not shocked or surprised at all as he leans in and hugs me and whispers. "It will be okay."

When I finally pull away from the friendly embrace I look up at him. (he's still naked) and say, "Yea, I've never had sex." He gives me a wild look as if I was crazy.

Then I woke up.

Raving Werewolves. 1/2/2009

1/2/2009

Last night (new year's eve) I dreamed that I was at a party, some kind of rave, dancing the night away when suddenly Buffy the Vampire Slayer bursts in and starts throwing a bunch of people, mainly males, behind a counter where there is a bunch of identical looking Asian men chained to the other side for the humans protections because apparently all of the people Buffy was tossing around were werewolves. I was just standing in the middle of the dance floor like, "wut..." the whole time.

As soon as Buffy left everyone stood around awkwardly for a few seconds before we all gave a collective, confused shrug and the lights and heavy music came back on and people started to dance along with all the supposed "werewolves" that were behind the counter. All they had to do to get out and back on the dance floor was walk around or over the counter. One of the fist to jump over and then make their way towards me was a guy (I had a crush on at the time) named John W. he had a ton of random sized and colored glow sticks and we started to dance. Before we knew it we had danced our way across the room and suddenly fell out of the entrance way and into a hallway, which wasn't just any hallway, it was a hospital hallway, dark and deserted.

"We're alone." John says, with a flirtatious edge to his voice.

"Hey, yea we are." I said kind of matter-of-factly, which was weird since I had a crush on this guy, you'd think I'd be a little more flirty back.

He then leans in, as if he was going to kiss my neck and then BAM he's suddenly no longer the John W I knew but, a werewolf. without hesitation he begins to rip into my neck. I scream out for help but am overcome with darkness.

When I finally awake within my dream I'm being picked up by this really old and creepy looking man/doctor. I'm not even myself anymore. I'm some girl with really long black hair who is wearing a hospital gown.
The old man puts me over his shoulder and slowly starts to walk down the hallway and, as I look up I see that the hospital hallway looks completely different from before. Instead of the bright lit and, clean corridor it was before it was now destroyed. The florescent lights were hanging and swinging from the ceiling, the walls were ripped up and littered the smashed and bloody floor.

"Where are-where are you taking me?" I asked in a voice that felt and sounded foreign to me.

"Sh- everything will be over soon." The old man answered softly.

Then I woke up. 

the Naked and Cursed. 12/27/2008

12/27/2008

Last night I dreamed I was at a party where all the girls were running around naked. A lot of my step-dad's side of the family were there and, a girl named Kristen from my third block was there too. Everyone was just running around in their birthday suits without a care.
The next morning (in the dream) my picture from the nude party makes the front page of the newspaper along with the story of the wild "Shin-dig." Of coarse, I'm completely embarrassed but, I still have to go to school. So what did I do? I showed up wearing my Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie and a pair of undies. Next thing I knew, I was sitting in the hallway in the some building that was connected between the choir/band room. As I'm sitting there, not really bothering to cover much of myself with the hoodie, a guy named Stephen walked in sat next to me on the floor. He doesn't acknowledge me, just sits and starts practicing percussion stuff.  Next, walks in another percussionist, Luke, and as he passes me he doesn't say anything but gives me a very obvious 'what are you doing?' look. He stops to talk to Stephen before going into the band room meanwhile I'm staring depressingly off into nowhere. The final person to walk in was the band director who stops and looks at me, opens his mouth to talk but, quickly looks at his watch before hurrying past me and into the band room.
Eventually, I pick myself up and walk into the band room, as soon as I pass through the doors I'm fully dressed and the first person I see is my friend Colton S he's not in band but, some club was meeting in there and Colton S was enjoying hanging out with the band students. Suddenly, the bell rings and students are flooding into the band room and jumping up on this stage and grabbing seats for this club meeting.

"Hey Haley, can you fill in for me at the meeting?" Colton's voice speaks from behind me.

I shrugged and nodded, grabbing his seat like it was no biggie.I soon found out that it was an art club meeting but the art instructor looked nothing like the one at Haughton High school. This one looked like a very modern (2008) fashonista with a hair cut like Edna from the Incredibles. Soon after taking Colton's seat I noticed that everyone was staring at me. I tried my best to ignore it as the art instructor started to go into this lecture that don't understand any of until she walks over to a large tank/cage that's covered with a sheet. With one swift motion she removed the sheet to reveal a mother leopard next to some kind of large dust-bunny pollen-thing. Standing next to the tank was a witch doctor, complete with the tiki mask and everything. He had a zebra on a leash standing next to him.

The art teacher gave the rest of us a crazy look and told us to watch as she backed away from the witch doctor and tank/cage. Suddenly, the dust-bunny-pollen-thing started to morph and grow until it looked like a baby leopard. Everyone was staring in complete silence until the art teacher, who was watching in utter fascination started clapping excitedly, breaking the witch doctor's trance of watching in total horror, he became enraged at what he witnessed and instead of attacking the teacher he grabbed me by my hair and pulled me really close to his face/mask. He then yelled at the art teacher in his native tongue then blows into my face, "you will perish." then threw me to the floor.

I blacked out for a second and when I awoke within the dream, I was still in the band room. There were still a few others in there with me but, they were all standing away, mumbling to each other about me being cursed. I sat up and looked around to find the tank, witch doctor and, the art teacher were all gone. As I made my way out of the band room anyone that I passed stared at me with grim expressions. I made my way down the hallway again and passed a room where the teacher was looking at slides of the ocean and African tribes. I turn down another hallway where there are more students that all stopped talking and turned to stare at me all at the same time. Colton was at the very end of the hallway with a worried look on his face. I angrily walked past him, mad at him for me being cursed. He follows me, apologizing profusely and I tried to ignore him as I walk through a door and find myself in my own bedroom, alone.

Then I woke up.